Thursday, May 06, 2010

Beware of this Post

It’s a known fact that the great minds work in the loo. Mine is no different.
I meant to say, mine works in the loo too, though useful thoughts hardly pass through.
Hey! That rhymes!
Sigh… Anyway…

I was just thinking, about some warning signs put up by dog owners outside their homes to warn strangers about them and that there isn’t one way of warning them without someone making a comment about it.
Some of them read

Beware of Dogs:
Thanks for the general advice but mine is quite friendly. Seriously.

Beware of the Dog:
Man… No offence… but is your dog the last surviving member of the species? No? Let me guess, was he the dog that the Greek God Hades petted? No no… wait… that was Cerebrus… which one is yours, again?

Beware: Dogs Inside:
Ha ha ha ha!! What do I say!? What CAN one say!? I know you have family issues, but please don't rebuke them in public...

So I guess the best would be to just hang something like this outside and let your dog and the stranger take care of the rest.


Image courtesy: Google images - http://planetzuther.com/OTHER-IMAGES/dogIcon.png


17 comments:

Kanz said...

U cud add one more.. Be-Aware of Dogs : Yeah i have seen them on TV!!

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Kanz
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Man.. seriously!! super da!! ROFL man!

Shadow said...

Vibu my man!! take a newspaper or a novel in with you the next time! you seem to have way too much free time! LOL! :P

nice random ramble da! ;)

V Rakesh said...

Looooooooooool! This is hilarious! U surely hav a wonderful sense of humor!

Chiju said...

Good one da! :) Understand the vetti vibu in u... been there! :)

And... to add!

"Dogs: Beware!"

Divya Arikere said...

:D

VJ said...

ROFL....


hehehe.. But the picture is misleading. The picture looks soo cute! But, we all know the ones in real life are vicious. :P

I would hang a picture of my parents at the gate then :P

Jayaprasad said...

Dey Dawg Good one :)

Readers Dais said...

Aha,

thats cool,
ive seen one like this

"NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE OWNER"

Sriram said...

Another one.. "Beware of Dog". Gee, they've named a dog a Dog.. How thoughtful!

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Shadow
incase the novel gets quite thrilling, I might stay there till I finish it :P

@Rakesh
Danke :)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Chiju
Ha ha ha :D good one :D That sign is for guys like us.

@Divya
:)

@VJ
He he he :D Yesterday I got a chance to pet a Lab pup and one that was huge and 3 years old (chocolate brown).. was superb.. Makes me yearn for one.

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@jayaprasad
Dei!!! Iam indeed blessed! :P Welcome to the blog :D

@Reades Dais
Again, thats for guys like me :P

@Sriram
ha ha ha :D well said :D

Chiju said...

You know what, I just noticed that! Mind working in the loo is absolutely normal compared to mind working like the loo! You are blessed! :P

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Chiju
ha ha ha ha :D actually you are wrong.. mind working like the loo is the one actually blessed :) because the flow is continuous :P

Pooja Menon said...

The rhyme above made me go ROFL.. :D Freakin good ya! Nice post! :)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Pooja
Danke :)