Friday, April 02, 2010

Kadaa

Kadaa – Scapegoat.

You know you’re suffering from the Kadaa syndrome when…

1. When your dad asks you to shop for his clothes, alone, by giving you his shirt size but asks you to accompany him to the saloon even when you don’t need a haircut, you know you are a Kadaa.
2. When ONLY mom and dad are involved in a tiff, mom says something about dad to which dad retaliates asking 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?' to which mom coolly saves herself by replying 'I was talking about him' and points to you, you know you are a Typical Kadaa.
3. When your sister asks you to check on the firecracker she lit, that’s still smoking but not yet gone kaboom, you know you are a Classic Kadaa.
4. When your dad accuses you of being sloppy when you dropped the remote but later drops it himself and blames his old age, you know you are an Aattu Kadaa.
5. When your mom accuses you of just putting on unhealthy weight and that her requests are falling on deaf ears like a buffalo in the rain, you know you are a Yeruma Kadaa.
6. When your parents shout at you for sleeping all day like a log after filling your stomach with home food and spending your energy by playing your PlayStation, you know you are a Dhanda Kadaa.

Glossary:
Kadaa – Scapegoat
Aattu Kadaa – Scapegoat (younger version)
Yeruma – Buffalo
Dhanda/ Dhandam- Jobless &/or Good for nothing

Lessons learnt: None. Whatsoever.

image courtesy : Google images - http://anxietypanichealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/scapegoat-cartoon-sm.jpg

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22 comments:

Divya Arikere said...

So this is how it will be to quit job and have fun at home :)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Divya
I like your observational skills :P

Anonymous said...

hahaha!!! random rumble or citing from experience?? ;)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@shadow
A bit of both :P

Perception said...

Hilarious!

Vivek said...

Amazing! Really good stuff :)
Take a bow, Mr Vibushan

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Perception
:) I was searching for your blog as I lost my blogroll after I changed my template.

@Vivek
bowing :P

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Wooooooooooooooooooo! Then I must be a super classic aattu yeruma dhandam kadaa! :)

Awe-fantastic-some! :)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Rakesh
then I guess its not woooooo.. but maaaaaaa :P

VJ said...

When your colleague thinks it is ok to eat your food, and expect a drop from you, and expects funding from you - even if you did not bring your wallet - then you are loose kadaa.

Che. I want to be the bull! Someday!

It's a dream of mine

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@VJ
The Kadaa is a growing tribe I guess :D
bull? really??!

Anasuya Rampalli Chitta said...

:) :) :) :)

Sriram said...

Kickass blog post, man! :D

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Anu
:)
@Sriram
Thanks. And thanks for visiting my blog :) Do keep visiting :)

Unknown said...

Haha.. I can't stop laughin.. This one rocked.. :D .. especially the south indian versions of the various types of kadaas.. LOL..

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Pooja
Welcome to The Gemini Mind! Thanks and do keep visiting :)
I guess you're south indian too :P And you should have come across a situation where you become at lease one of the mentioned types :)

Unknown said...

Yeah m a southie livin in mumbai.. And very true.. I have come across almost all of these.. Especially since I am jobless too now.. :P

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Pooja
He he he :) Welcome to the club :) Me president :)

Unknown said...

ROFL.. Thanks.. :P

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Pooja
My pleasure :)

Kanz said...

Loved it kadaa :)

Vibushan L Narayan said...

@Kanz
we all are, aren't we :P